spelled the word "ox."
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes. --Emo Phillips
He's hostile and nobody knows why. What does a short, ugly, dumb,
creepy, poor teen have to be hostile about?
She has boy friends by the score; and most of them do. -Berle
My teenaged son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time,
when you get out of bed, it's feet first! --Youngman
Sign on a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?" --submitted by Dr. Johnson
By the time a guy is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. --Billy Crystal
I have an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one.
--Steven Wright
This kid used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated.
His dog graduated!
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot
more information in our heads. --Vlade Divac
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you
did it wrong. --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Up against a deadline to turn in a book report?
Here are some quick reads (Worlds' Shortest Books):
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson
DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton
THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
laugh2.jpg (1427 bytes)And always remember: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." --Thomas Edison
